I took a silly little on-line writing analysis test..the same scene, both my POV rewrites for hero #1 and hero #2 submitted together mishmashed.

Apparently, my project sounds like a combination of L. Frank Baum, Chuck Palahniuk  and Vladimir Nabokov. Not by content per se, but by word choice, sentence structure, description—and yet, crazy as it is–it actually does touch on content as well. There are elements of each one in the story as a whole. I am dubious that 1,000 words could show that. Computers can’t read and understand mood or tone! And yet surprising accurate.

With that summary of style and intriguing set of comparisons, one could write a  knock-out sexy back of the book cover copy. I shall squirrel it away for a future moment.